The police may have cut off the media’s access to their favourite poster boy, but plenty of Corey Worthington Delaney material has sprung up to fill the vacuum:

The new Hasselhoff: Corey Worthington Delaney is fast becoming the new Hoff, if the novelty emails are anything to go by:

lolCorey.  Readers are invited to put Corey sunglasses on anyone over at www.coreydelaney.com .

Fake Corey goes global: It started innocently enough. John created a post on Corey Delaney saying what a twat he was and I searched for his MySpace to gather some more information. To no [avail], it suddenly clicked; if no one can find his MySpace, why not just create one for him? We set to work, creating a cheesy looking background with classic party boy music, as well as a fake pricing list for his so called parties and an edited video describing virtually the same thing. We even registered the domain name www.coreydelaney.org just to keep the hits up. Then we just sat back and waited to have a good laugh before people would pick up that it’s a complete dud, and that it would surely fade out after a few hours. I mean, no one would believe that this is the ACTUAL Corey Delaney, right? Wrong. — Random Brainwave

The accessory, the Corey tee :