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First Dog On The Moon

The Elephant in the room…

... and the Breast Mouse

First Dog On The Moon

Jul 09, 2009

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acannon
15 years ago

I’m glad it was good news.

What is it with weird medical terms though? For example, women have a “Pouch of Douglas”. I am sure there are many other strangely discomforting terms…

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paddy
15 years ago

Bless the mice and elephants,
for they shall be sanctified by his holiness,
Jasper the devout.

Such a lovely tale FD. 🙂

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Venise Alstergren
15 years ago

In a crazy way this is rather beautiful. Spot on, of course. You have a brilliant ‘ear’ for the words people say. Is it possible you are going to get any better than this? FD I dips me lid. 🙂

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Venise Alstergren
15 years ago

Paddy, you bastard, you beat me by one second. 🙁 🙁 🙂

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Fiona Mowat
15 years ago

Bum Shrews! Ankle Ferrets! POUCH OF DOUGLAS!!! I am heading straight to Wikipedia to tell me what the hell it is. My hubby’s name is Douglas, and he will be either (a) completely chuffed, or (b) highly offended, depending on what it turns out to be.

And, FDOTM, thank you for your continuing contribution to my well-being. I nearly fell off my chair yesterday when you came up with “Pussycat make Barry angry!”

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