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LizzieA01
15 years ago
sensational! the patriotism of the penis brings tears to my eyes… queue comments?
Pete
15 years ago
Brings a tear to my eye, too.
Mike Jones
15 years ago
Brings a tear to the end of Tony’s dick.
Chorus
I’ve been tearing ‘cross the desert
But who the fuck knows why
Pegged out amongst the sand dunes
‘Neath a fierce and pitliless sky
Some people think that I’m a jerk,
A tosser and a dolt
And wish that I’d just piss right off
And do a Harold Holt.
Buzz
15 years ago
If I had one, I’m sure that my penis would swell with pride and Aussie fervour. Instead, my heaving breast will have to suffice.
sensational! the patriotism of the penis brings tears to my eyes… queue comments?
Brings a tear to my eye, too.
Brings a tear to the end of Tony’s dick.
Chorus
I’ve been tearing ‘cross the desert
But who the fuck knows why
Pegged out amongst the sand dunes
‘Neath a fierce and pitliless sky
Some people think that I’m a jerk,
A tosser and a dolt
And wish that I’d just piss right off
And do a Harold Holt.
If I had one, I’m sure that my penis would swell with pride and Aussie fervour. Instead, my heaving breast will have to suffice.
Mike Jones that is a winner!!!!!!