Breaking news: Tony Abbott’s Penis on the surface of Venus!
Watch out for the Bikini Whale!
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And to think Sophie said you had too much penis..ha! You can never get enough of Tony Abbott’s penis.(never thought I’d say that!) 😉
Doggy, is a nude cycling penis actually allowed to drape itself in the Australian flag and still claim to be declothe ?
Or was that just a bit too nit picky in a cartoon that is surpassing wonderful ?
Well if Spongebob supports him, I might have to rethink my whole political ideology!
I love the sponsoring expose – especially the pro-life (prebirth only) – so true. I would pay money to watch Tony Abbott swim through shark-infested custard.
One question though – why is the penis still draped in a flag when he is meant to be NUDE cycling around antarctica? I trust you are just trying to protect us from going blind at the sight of his exposed penis. Always thinking of others… that’s our Dog!
LOL – I just love it when I can write I really Laughed Out Loud reading that.
Having worked in the world of corporate sponsorship, the thought of what some of those sponsorship agreements would and wouldn’t have agreed to will keep me smiling all day. “You wear our logo, and we’ll give your daughters free virginity gift boxes. Waddayasay?”