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Campaign Dairy! Mooving forward! Cow-based Election joke! I got half off this joke off Twitter and wrote the other half myself. Twitter and I are hilarious.

This campaign is apparently different because it is the Federal Election Campaign During Which Twitter Was In Existence 2010! It’s a Twampaign.

If you spend any time looking at the stuff that pops up on #ausvotes you will be convinced it is all a complete waste of time. I know I am. But there you are, Twitter is enormously satisfying and immediate and you get to slag people off without being punched in the face.

As a Social Media Expert I know that being as smug and witty as a luke warm bath on Twitter every day helps improve the quality of life for so many of you. Ha ha how I bring the laughs to my many, many grateful followers no dont thank me. Although there has been a bit of a backlash against First Dog recently, “wanker”, “not funny”, “poltroon” etc. Bastards. I’ll show them. Actually it is about time I was discovered as a fraud, or at the very least, taunted by wingnuts. And so I am.

During this election I have come up with (and attempted to enforce) the first rule of fake twitter accounts. They must be funny (there are so many awful ones). A particularly egregious fake twitter account had a go at me for it and tried to be funny about it at the same time but WAS NOT FUNNY! Hahahah KAPOW! The actual unfunniness proved my very point about unfunniness. I thought that was quite funny. Maybe you had to be there no don’t thank me.

As for the election, they sacked Aker! Many, many people made Gillard/Western Bulldogs Jokes whereas I sensibly declined (See previous sentence).

Then Kevin showed up! I saw him on the telly in Queensland talking to school kiddies. It was reported this way on the ABC…

Read the rest at First Dog’s blog.