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SBH
14 years ago
yeah, I was doing really well till we got to the jeggings bit.
ROTFL As flash as a dog with a gold dick you are FD. 😀 😀 😀
John
14 years ago
Crazy People Drive Post Rapture Pet Pickup Boom:
“The end times are this weekend, and I know what you’re thinking: What about my dog? Don’t sweat, for $US135 a group of plucky blaspheming atheists will swing by your crib and pick up your pets. Holla! “
zut alors
14 years ago
G0d is going to destroy the entire universe? Jeepers, that’s crazy, I reckon He/She/It needs to get a hobby to fill in the long hours. Here’s an idea…
How about if G0d spent spare time helping all the critters He/She/It created? Especially helping humans, we need every bit of heavenly assistance available to save us from ourselves. If G0d was busy helping others He/She/It may become a fulfilled happy camper and stop doing b@stard stuff like dishing out sickness, famine, earthquakes, tsunamis and News Ltd.
G0d needs a hobby! Suggestions, Dogonauts?
Holden Back
14 years ago
Zut, G-d seems quite keen on the old pejazzle if some of the Abrahamic religions are to be believed.
yeah, I was doing really well till we got to the jeggings bit.
ROTFL As flash as a dog with a gold dick you are FD. 😀 😀 😀
Crazy People Drive Post Rapture Pet Pickup Boom:
“The end times are this weekend, and I know what you’re thinking: What about my dog? Don’t sweat, for $US135 a group of plucky blaspheming atheists will swing by your crib and pick up your pets. Holla! “
G0d is going to destroy the entire universe? Jeepers, that’s crazy, I reckon He/She/It needs to get a hobby to fill in the long hours. Here’s an idea…
How about if G0d spent spare time helping all the critters He/She/It created? Especially helping humans, we need every bit of heavenly assistance available to save us from ourselves. If G0d was busy helping others He/She/It may become a fulfilled happy camper and stop doing b@stard stuff like dishing out sickness, famine, earthquakes, tsunamis and News Ltd.
G0d needs a hobby! Suggestions, Dogonauts?
Zut, G-d seems quite keen on the old pejazzle if some of the Abrahamic religions are to be believed.
Although I reckon FDOTM just made that up.