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First Dog On The Moon

Our up to the minute guide to Tony Abbott and who is he saying no to

First Dog On The Moon

Jul 04, 2011

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paddy
13 years ago

10/10 and an Otter stamp for the René Descartes reference FD. 😀 😀 😎

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zut alors
13 years ago

Mr Rabbott also says ‘NO!’ to interviews on ABC 7.30. Apparently there’s a distinct possibility he might say something really dumb.

Someone should tell him Kezza has gone, there’s no need to be frightened.

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Gibbo
13 years ago

I’m scared of the great big new fax in the office too. Can’t somebody stop the gloats?

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Ern Malleys cat
13 years ago

If Descartes was right then Mr Rabbott am not.
His ears make him look like someone is holding up two fingers behind his head.

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Venise Alstergren
13 years ago

Perhaps FD should think of a suitable animal identity to depict the one person on this planet for whom Mr Rabott always says ‘YES!’ In true Oz servitude we sell off our minerals to overseas interests. We happily sell off our farms, our waterways, all the arable land we can lay our hands on, all to overseas interests. Hell, we even send of millions of our livestock off for ritual slaughter/torture to appease Muslim and Orthodox sensibilities. Hell we even allow representatives of these countries to write glowing testimonials on the virtues of Kosher killing based on the Torah which is approximately 3,000 years old, and the Koran which is approximately fourteen hundred years old without questioning whether or not books that old may no longer be relevant to the twenty-first century.

Such dutiful little foreign-owned puppets are we, we have even allowed to be sold off our freedom of thought, speech and viewing to an infamous American octogenarian who tells his craven employees what to write instead of writing the truth. Does Mr Rabbott snap to attention every time this dictatorial autocrat snaps his fingers. You’d better believe it. The little Aussie Battler, penis, and bike rider never says no to Rupert.

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