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First Dog On The Moon

Look at the time! It’s First Dog angry rant o’clock!

First Dog On The Moon

Dec 05, 2012

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Lady White Peace
12 years ago

Hi First Dog… I’m afraid your last comment is correct… the Press Gallery are just too broken and in too much despair to even consider replying to Barnaby Joyce… they realise that it would be the equivalent of pushing sh it uphill ! I must say though, that I just think the guy is a national treasure for the comedy show that he puts on whenever he is in parliament.

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zut alors
12 years ago

It’s heartening to know you and Bernard K are paying attention, Mr Dog. Where are all the Oz journos, are they pre-occupied writing letters to Santa?

Cousin Jethro is portrayed as a pumpkin scone for cultural reasons endemic to Queensland lore but a dill pickle (with the emphasis on dill) would also be apt.

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Holden Back
12 years ago

See, this is the problem of representative government. Stupid, shallow people need to have their opinions on important topics represented in Federal parliament by someone. Why is it they’re usually from Queensland?

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pritu
12 years ago

zut, the rest of the Oz journos are in their bunkers turning their manure piles to see they refresh. Seem to have run out of worms…or the worms are coming out the wrong parts of the piles for their purpose.

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paddy
12 years ago

Alas FD. Your last frame sums it up perfectly. They’re broken, tired and utterly destroyed.
NOT EVEN A WALKLEY COULD BRING THEM BACK TO LIFE!

(Unlike a certain cartoonist. Who’s energised,inspired and having a *brilliant* week with the aid of a humble award.)

P.S. Every time Barnaby amazes me with a sublimely stupid line, I reassure myself with a quick read of my favourite bedside book.

“The Wisdom of Steve Fielding”

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