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First Dog On The Moon

Fibre to the various things

A tale of two networks - copper or fibre or old people. AUSTRALIA DECIDES!

First Dog On The Moon

Apr 12, 2013

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Mark Errey
12 years ago

How is it that the poor mbps have to make do with tea with their faba beans and not the customary nice chianti? A clear failing of the Green’s proposed Broadbean plan. Hannibal will be around to discuss shortly.

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Steve777
12 years ago

Thank you First Dog. It all makes sense now.

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paddy
12 years ago

I can’t believe you’ve left out the fastest, most important acronym of all.
(Especially after all that unseemly gloating.)

*FTTFDH: Fibre To The First Dog’s Home

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klewso
12 years ago

Some people can get the same buzz out of a centre-spread of Abbott and a washing machine.

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zut alors
12 years ago

Mr Rabbott has already been subjected to excessive buffering. It explains a lot.

In addition to postcards betcha he burrowed through copies of the original National Geographic to see the native ladies.

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