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First Dog On The Moon

First Dog’s Electoral Guess-o-matic answers the big questions!

First Dog On The Moon

Jul 10, 2013

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Mike Smith
11 years ago

Tony trembling with fury. I forecast a lot more of this.

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Hominoid
11 years ago

Clearly, Balloon Boy should just get rid of those entire departments and hire you, FD. Suffer in your budgies, LOTO.

Maybe the reasons for saying no to August 31 are actually good reasons to have it that day. Maybe we can have another hung parliament, which is more representative of the will of the people.

Is that really Albo in the 80s? Trendsetting with the oversize specs.

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zut alors
11 years ago

Ruddster should eke this out as long as possible, sprinkling his folksy expressions, strutting the world stage and adeptly debating himself when there’s a No Show at the National Press Club.

Meantime TA will build up internal steam like a strangely bronzed pressure cooker and is bound to blow his ironman lid.

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klewso
11 years ago

Having checked the rabbit’s entrails (emptied over the floor at a local pie factory), my money’s on Oct 12 – when they have the famous Impossible Dream Balloon Meet in Vencimont.

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drovers cat
11 years ago

According to my feline muse, Astrokitty, August 24 is the most auspicious for Balloon-head.
She has read the ephemeral litter tray, taking particular note of the little sh1t in the corner which she says is now well-smothered by recent events and rendered powerless to further pollute the corridors of power.
It’s all about Pluto’s movements – even planets have to use the bathroom, she says, but admits the spirit of Jasper may also have assisted here; he knows all about raking the dirt …

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