“Australians don’t want Kevin Kardashian as prime minister.”

So said razor-sharp opposition treasury spokesman Joe Hockey today. We point that out really just as an excuse to run this …

… and note, perhaps, that Joe, as the polls tighten, you’re going to have to do better than that. I mean, it’s no “all tip and no iceberg”.

(As a public service, we rang representatives for Kim Kardashian to seek comment on the besmirchment of her fine name. Sadly, timezones beat us, but we’ve left a message with her momanager Kris Jenner. More developments as they happen.)