In case you haven’t had enough of the election, you now have the chance to hang out with Chloe Shorten. Yes, the ALP is running a competition to meet Bill Shorten’s wife, labelled his “secret weapon” by some pundits. There’s a catch, though — you have to donate to the campaign and then “tell us in a few words why you’re voting Labor. The best entry will be judged by Chloe and will win a backstage pass for the 2016 launch.”

“We’ll provide the transportation for your VIP experience as Labor launches our campaign. You’ll get to meet Chloe backstage, and who knows what other famous guests you could bump into.”

So why is time with the Labor leader’s wife the prize? Would no one donate for time with Bill?