Ever the marketing man, former prime minister Scott Morrison is set to launch a unique “get out of jail free” card to maximise on his newfound “me-shuffle” notoriety.
Leaked promotional material seems to confirm the embattled MP’s unorthodox move into the personal and professional services market.
A source close to Morrison said: “Chicken tikka paste and ukulele strings don’t grow on trees, and it’s not like corporate Australia is knocking his door down. Scott sees this venture as a way of giving even more of himself to the people of Australia.”
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