Meanwhile, on a secluded New Zealand crime scene:
”Morning Super.”
”Morning wonderful.”
(Sorry. Wrong crime scene.)
Meanwhile, on another secluded New Zealand crime scene:
”Morning Sarge.”
”Morning Constable.”
”What’s that smell Sarge?”
”None of our business Constable. Move along.”
”It smells like death, Sarge. Do you think this car is dead?”
”No need to get metaphysical Constable, we’re here to investigate a potential murder.
”Right you are then Sarge, I’ll keep fingerprinting in the kitchen then.”
”Good lad.”
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