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zut alors
12 years ago
“weapons of mastication”, magnificent.
We are entering a new era of 21st century dough warfare. The Earl of Sandwich must be spinning in his grave.
Sandshoe
12 years ago
It’s the the breaded salami news I rush here to catch (up on) first chance at lunchtime, how apt.
I am disappointed in the shoe really. It is a branch of the family that has a foot in where it oughtn’t.
Sandshoe
12 years ago
I think that’s the ‘url of Sandwich, Zut.
Pusscat
12 years ago
Clearly Bakers, clad in their funny white outfits, are inciting these young male breadproducts to violence. All under the guise of educating and preparing them for their role as nourishment items. The only solution is to ban Bakeries altogether to root out this scourge of random gastronomy-related Terror.
drmick
12 years ago
Do we need any further evidence that these little darlings need the gonski plan? Two shots and no hits.I had high hopes after the first episode in the special school, Joh-Bannanaland High, that within the next two generations the south might beat the maroon mob at something; then, in the national capital, despair. another miss.
Sport should be the 4th R so these beggars can improve their aim. Readin Ritin Rithmetic and Roughage airobics.
“weapons of mastication”, magnificent.
We are entering a new era of 21st century dough warfare. The Earl of Sandwich must be spinning in his grave.
It’s the the breaded salami news I rush here to catch (up on) first chance at lunchtime, how apt.
I am disappointed in the shoe really. It is a branch of the family that has a foot in where it oughtn’t.
I think that’s the ‘url of Sandwich, Zut.
Clearly Bakers, clad in their funny white outfits, are inciting these young male breadproducts to violence. All under the guise of educating and preparing them for their role as nourishment items. The only solution is to ban Bakeries altogether to root out this scourge of random gastronomy-related Terror.
Do we need any further evidence that these little darlings need the gonski plan? Two shots and no hits.I had high hopes after the first episode in the special school, Joh-Bannanaland High, that within the next two generations the south might beat the maroon mob at something; then, in the national capital, despair. another miss.
Sport should be the 4th R so these beggars can improve their aim. Readin Ritin Rithmetic and Roughage airobics.